Butt Seriously….
Having ridden thousands of miles with friends, we at “Guilty” have had the opportunity of eating and drinking things we normally wouldn’t. Due to this life style we’ve regularly experienced our friends digestive issues caused by the excesses of such food/alcohol. But not to worry, there is finally a product that is helping us wade through the unpleasantness of such a lifestyle. Introducing Garmet Guard’s “Subtle Butt Guard“. This 3.25″ X 3.25″ square fabric pad (invented by Kim Olenicoff), uses activated carbon and adheres to the inside of your underwear and is billed as a “Disposable Gas Neutralizer”. As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now my friends can eat as many burritos as they want and still have a social life. I’m already breathing a sigh of relief! The only question we have is what isles would you find these in at the drug store?….”hm. Pet Food, Laundry detergent, Fart guards?” Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack…
http://www.garmentguard.com
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