Beef Jerky Underpants
Back away from the jerky...slowly.
Knowing the type crowd that reads this blog we’re confident there will be some that will actually purchase a set of these. If for no other reason that to have something to talk about with friends or some warped surprise for your mate. Guess if it’s not a hit you can always give it to the dogs to chew on after dinner. Doubtful vegetarians will be swarming to get a pair of these. Priced at $139.00, these underpants are “made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store”. Warning: the untreated jerky is not for human consumption, but the maker does have a warning of sorts: “Rumor has it that wearing our brief jerky undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!” Hmm. Yeah. Ok ladies, weigh in on this saucy item.
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July 21st, 2009 at 8:26 am
Or, for the “do it yourselfer”…
http://www.ehow.com/how_2209627_make-edible-underwear.html